This is clearly a meme now.
- "datetime now()" - Buy a watch?
- "different to" - No, it's different from.
- "things to know about blues the genre" - Try this.
- "light window in the dark" - Close the curtains?
- "bathe brass trumpet" - Don't use too much bubble bath.
- "easy to play beethoven's 5 symphony musical notes" - G G G E-flaaaat. F F F Deeee.
- "how to be a good bassoon player" - Don't play so loud when you're doubling the cellos?
- "how to play contrabassoon" - 1. Put it back in the case 2. Lose case 3. ... 4. Profit.
- "violists are losers" - Not at all.
- "mozart piece that you play with your nose and hands" - o.O
- "moar internets" - I couldn't put it better myself.