Pwned

David wasn’t joking:

Registrant:
This Domain is available at NetworkSolutions.com
   13681 Sunrise Valley Drive, Suite 300
   HERNDON, VA 20171
   US

   Domain Name: FAUX-IS-LAME.COM

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   This Domain is Available - Register it Now!
   600,000 domain names are registered daily! Don’t delay; there’s no guarantee
   that a domain name you see today will still be here tomorrow!
   Register it Now at www.NetworkSolutions.com.
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   Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
      Network Solutions, LLC            domainsupport@networksolutions.com
      13681 Sunrise Valley Drive, Suite 300
      HERNDON, VA 20171
      US
      1-888-642-9675 fax: 571-434-4620

   Record expires on 09-Jan-2009.
   Record created on 09-Jan-2008.
   Database last updated on 9-Jan-2008 07:49:52 EST.

   Domain servers in listed order:

   ns1.reserveddomainname.com   205.178.190.55
   ns2.reserveddomainname.com   205.178.189.55

Only joking, Faux is pro.