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Salem's Lot(2024)

Dir. Directed by Gary Dauberman

The really scary thing is how you can make a two-hour movie that is so toothless, inoffensive and lacking in any pulse whatsoever. Peak 2020s streamer 'filmmaking'.

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Synopsis: Author Ben Mears returns to his childhood home of Jerusalem's Lot only to discover his hometown is being preyed upon by a bloodthirsty vampire.